The issue of whether or not Americans should stand during the National Anthem has divided our country. Those of us who are patriotic Americans who understand the sacrifices of our servicemen think standing should be mandatory. The lazy welfare state takers think you should be able to stand, kneel or squat and take a dump on the American flag if you feel like it.
President Trump has signed an Executive Order that puts a stop to the madness, mandating that all Americans in proximity to a flag stand and remain respectful during the playing of the national anthem. EO-9802571W states:
“When the playing of the National Anthem is announced over a public audio system, all Americans and those pledging new citizenship are hereby required to stand and remain respectful if they are within proximity of the American Flag. Punishment shall be up to 10 days in jail and fines up to $1000.”
Those who are trying to become US citizens who break the law will be subject to immediate cancellation of their visa or revocation of their residency status.
In other words, you turds, have some respect and stand up, pay your due reverence to the country that gave you the opportunity to make millions and then do your jobs.