Liberals Boycott Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Liberals are boycotting the children’s classic, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, because they say it highlights negative values no longer relevant for our children. They’be begun an online petition and sent notices to the TV networks that they will be complaining to FCC.

Because this is so idiotic, we’ve decided to let the liberals who think Rudolph is destroying America explain. Cam Greenfield, leader of the “Coalition For A Tear-Free Tomorrow explains:

Rudolph is a cute story until you realize it’s one of exclusion, discrimination and abuse. From the very beginning when Rudolph is shamed and forced to change by hyis own father all the way to the end where he is exploited to save the day reeks of emotional abuse. Santa may as well have picked the only black kid at the North Pole for his basketball team.”

That’s right, powder puffs. You have to stop watching Rudolph with your kids so they don’t start calling the special ed kids at school “misfits.”


Or maybe liberals could just be better parents.

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