UPDATE: Nordstrom Files Chapter 7, Apologizes To Ivanka Trump

Trump supporters have shown enough solidarity this year to destroy the NFL’s ratings, send the play ‘Hamilton” to a cheesy little theater 4 streets off-Broadway and to bring the retail giant Nordstrom into federal bankruptcy court. All because these liberal losers don’t realize that conservatives are in charge now.

Nordstrom, after posting disastrous Christmas numbers, will announce on January 3rd that they are seeking Chapter 7 bankruptcy, or total liquidation. A spokesman for Nordstrom told Breitbart:

“We deeply regret that we didn’t fold to the pressure of the Trump supporters. We absolutely realize now that the right move would have been to continue to carry Ms. Trump’s clothing line whether it was selling or not.

Let this be a lesson to other companies and people out there planning to to do anything that might make a Trump angry. It just isn’t worth it.”

That’s right. 70 percent of real Americans support Donald Trump. When you eliminate the riff-raff, take away the losers on welfare and eliminate the 30 million illegal votes, America is still a bright, shining beacon of hope for white Christians everywhere.

That’s not to say others aren’t welcome; it’s just the truth. We are a Christian nation settled by white folks. If you don’t like it or think we should change because some people don’t like it…leave.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.