UPDATE: Federal Judge Rules 3 Items Of Sharia Law Now Legal In Texas

If you’re a Muslim living in the state of Texas you can now legally beat your wife for looking at another man, crush the fingers of those who steal from you and defend your sacred Moon God with “the same resolve as if you were defending your person.” This comes after an Obama-appointed Federal Judge ruled in favor of a man convicted of doing all of those things.

The judge stated in his ruling that a man who had just come from war-torn Syria couldn’t possibly have known that the things that are common and typical to him are against the law in America. Unfortunately, this particular judge has no idea what he’s just done. By overturning the conviction and not just dismissing the case, he set precedent. That precedent, until lawmakers can change it, says that Muslims are allowed to do these things under Texas law.

Other Muslims, some who have been here as long as 20 years, have already begun filing suits to have their domestic abuse charges and felony assault charges expunged. An expert in judicial affairs from the White House says that the judge’s misguided ruling will cost the people of Texas millions and allow hundreds if not thousands of murderous terrorists to wreak havoc on their families.

Liberals aren’t concerned with the ruling, calling it a “mistake the Supreme Court will clean up.” They refuse to assign blame to the college buddy Obama smoked weed with and gave a high-ranking bench appointment to. Such a travesty. The Texas governor’s office has issued a moratorium on accepting new cases until this mess can be straightened out.

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